sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via tastefullyoffensive)





lollecito:

oop there it is

lollecito:

oop there it is


slimydad:

you might want to tune your instrument
it seems a little flat

slimydad:

you might want to tune your instrument

it seems a little flat

(via anniegtyourgun)


jackie-wasnt-here:

So I put that thing on my cousin’s dog and I can say it is terrifying still.

jackie-wasnt-here:

So I put that thing on my cousin’s dog and I can say it is terrifying still.

(via anniegtyourgun)



sweatsuits:

Benjamin Britten: ”The old idea of a composer suddenly having a terrific idea and sitting up all night to write it is nonsense. Nighttime is for sleeping.”

sweatsuits:

Benjamin Britten: ”The old idea of a composer suddenly having a terrific idea and sitting up all night to write it is nonsense. Nighttime is for sleeping.”

(via lollecito)


lollecito:

georgetakei:

Meanwhile, in Brazil… http://ift.tt/1ncA8sC

Deutschland über alles…

lollecito:

georgetakei:

Meanwhile, in Brazil… http://ift.tt/1ncA8sC

Deutschland über alles…